Samantha Jones

"I'm fabulous, darling. It's not bragging if it's true."

"I don't believe in marriage. I believe in divorce."

"The fact that you're unhappy doesn't make you interesting."

"I'm successful, I'm powerful, I'm rich. And I'm alone."

"Sex without love is an empty experience. But as empty experiences go, it's pretty damn good."

"I'm 50 years old and I'm not going to pretend to be anything I'm not."

"Evolve or die."

"You have to learn to love yourself before anyone else can love you."

"The only thing I'm addicted to is success."

"Women are like planets. We have phases."

"I'm a one-woman show. I don't need a supporting cast."

"Age is just a number. My age just happens to be a very big number."

"I live my life for me, not for anyone else."

"Style is knowing who you are and what you want to say."

"I'm not looking for love. I'm looking for a good orgasm."

"Power is the best aphrodisiac."

"I've been married. I've done it. And I'm so much happier without it."

"Money gives you choices, and choices are freedom."

"I'm a catch. Any man would be lucky to have me."

"Life isn't about finding yourself. It's about creating yourself."

"I deserve the best because I'm the best."

"There's nothing wrong with being a sexual being."

"I'm not easy. But I am available."

"Confidence is the best outfit you can wear."

"I work hard. I play hard. And I look fabulous doing it."

"The only rule in life is to do what makes you happy."

"I don't have regrets. I have memories."

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."

"I'm not afraid to be alone. I'm afraid of settling."

"Success is the best revenge."