Samantha Jones

"I've been through everything. I'm still fabulous."

"The key to a good friendship is honesty, even when it hurts."

"I live in the moment. The future will take care of itself."

"There's no such thing as bad publicity, only bad press."

"I'm not interested in changing for anyone."

"Life is too short to wear boring clothes."

"I've got it all: the job, the apartment, the wardrobe. What I don't have is time."

"Love is a wonderful thing, but it's not essential to happiness."

"I'm a woman. I'm complicated."

"The best relationships are the ones where you can be yourself."

"I don't need saving. I need orgasms."

"Age is irrelevant if you're fabulous."

"I'm not jaded. I'm experienced."

"The only person you need to please is yourself."

"I believe in the power of a good orgasm and a great pair of shoes."

"Friendship is more important than any man."

"I'm not afraid of getting older. I'm afraid of getting boring."

"Life is about enjoying yourself. And I enjoy myself immensely."

"I've earned my right to be fabulous."

"There's no shame in wanting great sex."

"I'm a one-woman corporation. I run a tight ship."

"Marriage is a dying institution. I'm helping it die."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy shoes. Same thing."

"I'm not looking for perfection. I'm looking for excellence."

"The only love that matters is the love you have for yourself."

"I've never met a pair of Manolo Blahniks I didn't love."

"I'm fabulous, and that's not arrogance. That's just facts."

"Life is a series of moments. Make them count."

"I'm not selfish. I'm self-aware."

"The best part of my day is waking up and being me."