Quote by Samantha Jones

"I'm fabulous, darling. It's not bragging if it's true."

"I don't believe in marriage. I believe in divorce."

"The fact that you're unhappy doesn't make you interesting."

"I'm successful, I'm powerful, I'm rich. And I'm alone."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"