Screwy Squirrel

"The moment you stop being yourself is the moment you stop being interesting!"

"Wisdom whispers, but Screwy shouts!"

"Courage is being afraid and doing it anyway—preferably at top volume!"

"Peace of mind? I wouldn't know what that is!"

"Every ending is just a new beginning to go absolutely bonkers!"

"Persistence is what happens when you're too crazy to quit!"

"Love is that feeling that makes you do the most ridiculous things!"

"Success smells like victory and probably some bark dust!"

"Happiness is contagious, spread it like you're on fire!"

"The only limit is imagination, and mine's in overdrive!"

"Failure is just another word for entertainment!"

"Dreams don't have speed limits!"

"The journey of a thousand miles starts with one ridiculous leap!"

"True strength is admitting you're completely out of control!"

"Peace comes from accepting the chaos, not avoiding it!"

"Your potential is only limited by how willing you are to embarrass yourself!"

"Live like every day is your last acorn run!"

"The world is more fun when you're not taking it seriously!"

"Every mistake is a story waiting to happen!"

"Belief is half the battle—the other half is pure mayhem!"