Screwy Squirrel

"Music is noise organized by someone less crazy than me."

"Faith is believing things will be weird and wonderful."

"Leadership is convincing everyone you know what you're doing when you absolutely don't."

"Work is what you do between the really fun parts of life."

"Dreams are just thoughts having a wild party in your sleep."

"Humor is the best medicine, except it doesn't cure anything."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially if the beholder is seeing double."

"Death is just nature's way of saying 'that's a wrap!'"

"Perseverance is what happens when you're too crazy to quit."

"Gratitude is thanking the universe for letting you be this bonkers."

"Creativity is what you get when sanity takes a vacation."

"Justice is... well, it's complicated, pal."

"Patience is for people who aren't having fun yet."

"Kindness is being nice to people before you drive them up the wall."

"Strength isn't about muscles—it's about the strength to be yourself."

"Fear is just excitement wearing a worried face."

"Power comes from not caring what anyone thinks."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy acorns, and that's close enough."

"Health is overrated when you've got a good laugh in you."

"Adventure is what happens when you take a wrong turn on purpose."

"Imagination is the only limit, and even that's negotiable."

"Technology is neat, but nothing beats good old-fashioned silliness."

"History is just a bunch of crazy stuff that already happened."

"Philosophy is asking questions nobody has good answers for anyway."

"Literature is someone else's wild thoughts written down for you to steal ideas from."

"Politics is organized chaos pretending to be organized."

"War is what happens when politics gets too serious."

"Motivation is overrated—instinct is where it's at!"

"Inspiration strikes like lightning when you least expect it!"

"Relationships are just two people trying not to drive each other bonkers."