Shaggy Rogers

"Like, health is important, but so is a good burger, man."

"Zoinks! Adventure is out there, and it's probably scary."

"Like, imagination is what makes running from monsters fun, man."

"Man, technology's cool, but nothing beats a sandwich."

"Like, history teaches us who to run from, man."

"Zoinks! Philosophy is like, totally confusing, man."

"Like, literature is nice, but comic books are where it's at."

"Man, politics and monsters - both totally uncool, like."

"Like, war is when monsters attack, and we gotta escape, man."

"Zoinks! That's totally motivating, like!"

"Like, inspiration comes when you're being chased, man."

"Man, relationships are built on trust and loyalty, like Scoob and me."

"Like, solitude sounds pretty nice right about now, man."

"Zoinks! Life's greatest mystery is where all the food goes."

"Like, love is when someone stands by you, even when monsters attack."

"Man, the wisest thing I ever learned was how to run real fast."

"Like, happiness is a full stomach and a good friend, man."

"Zoinks! Success is solving the mystery AND eating."

"Like, friendship means never eating the last sandwich alone, man."

"Man, family is whoever's in the Mystery Machine with you."

"Like, hope keeps you running forward, man."

"Zoinks! Courage is being scared but doing it anyway, like totally."

"Like, change is inevitable, especially when monsters show up, man."

"Man, education is learning what not to touch in creepy places."

"Like, knowledge is power - the power to run away faster, man."

"Zoinks! Time flies when you're having fun - or running."

"Like, truth usually involves a creepy old guy in a mask, man."

"Man, freedom is not being chased by monsters, like, totally."

"Like, peace is when nothing's trying to eat you, man."

"Zoinks! Nature's beautiful - from far, far away."