Smaug

"Your literature speaks of heroes, but where are they now?"

"Politics crumbles under the weight of my flame."

"Health means nothing; power is all that matters."

"I am the dream that turns to nightmare."

"Humor is found only by those who understand futility."

"Beauty exists where I permit it to exist."

"Death awaits all who enter my domain."

"I persevere through sheer force of will and fire."

"Creativity reaches its apex in my magnificent form."

"I am both judge and executioner of my mountain."

"Patience is my greatest weapon, for time serves me."

"Kindness is a chain I choose never to wear."

"I am strength incarnate, and all know it."

"You should fear not just death, but what comes before it."

"Money and power are one and the same to me."

"I am the adventure that ends in ruin."

"Your imagination falls short of my reality."

"Technology will never defeat what cannot be killed."

"My history is written in the ashes of empires."

"I am the ultimate answer to every philosophical question."

"Peace is merely the absence of my attention."

"I am motivated by gold and glory alone."

"My inspiration has spawned a thousand fearful tales."

"Relationships mean nothing when you stand alone as I do."

"Solitude is the only companionship worthy of my stature."

"I am fire. I am death."

"You cannot trust anyone, for all mortals are motivated by greed."

"My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, and the shock of my tail a thunderbolt."

"I know the smell of a thief in the air."

"Gold is the greatest treasure, and I shall possess it all."