Snoopy

"I think I'm dying. Send for a doctor immediately!"

"Rats! Another day, another disappointment."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, 'Is life a multiple choice test or an essay?' Then a dog barks and I realize it doesn't matter."

"I love mankind. It's people I can't stand."

"The secret to life is to work hard and play often."

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"Sometimes the greatest adventures happen right in your own backyard."

"I can't stand it when someone cries over spilled milk. Unless it's my milk."

"To live is to dance a little."

"I've never been able to understand why people marry for love. Dogs are much smarter."

"Forget it. I'm going to be a hermit."

"The only thing I understand is that I understand nothing."

"There's a time for work and a time for play. Right now it's play time."

"I'm not weird. I'm just ahead of my time."

"A person needs dreams. If a person has no dreams, what have they got?"

"I've never understood why people get so upset about things. Me, I just wag my tail and move on."

"Bleah! Why am I always worried? I should be happy."

"The world is full of problems, and I want to help solve them. But I'm a dog. So instead, I'll just nap."

"I think I'm afraid of everything. Even of not being afraid."

"Sometimes you lie awake at night and think about life. Other times you just go to sleep."

"I love to sleep. It's the only time when people aren't expecting me to do anything."

"Being a dog is harder than it looks."

"I can't accept that tomorrow is coming. What if I don't like it?"

"I've learned that life is like a ball. Sometimes you bounce, sometimes you don't."

"Why do you think I wear my ears pinned back? To hear better? No, I'm trying to escape."

"The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don't know."

"I'm thinking of quitting. Everything I do is wrong anyway."

"Good grief! I can't do anything right."

"To try is to risk failure. Not to try is to guarantee it."

"I just learned something very important: when you're happy, you should eat a supper dish full of kibble."