Snoopy

"Life is like a jigsaw puzzle, except half the pieces are missing and you don't have the picture."

"I believe in being kind. Especially to myself."

"What's the use of being alive if you can't show off a little?"

"I've decided to be happy. It's better than being sad."

"There's nothing wrong with being imperfect. I'm not perfect, and I'm still wonderful."

"I wonder what it's like to be one of the cool dogs."

"I try to be a good person, but sometimes people make it very difficult."

"The world doesn't revolve around you. But if you're lucky, it revolves around me."

"I believe that every dog has a purpose. Mine is to be adorable."

"You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future."

"I've never met a mailman I couldn't dislike."

"Life isn't about finding yourself. It's about creating yourself."

"I think I'm in love. Or maybe I'm just hungry. Hard to tell."

"Sometimes I feel like I'm the only intelligent being in the world."

"Walking is good for the soul. Especially when someone else is carrying you."

"I wonder if anyone has ever told you how wonderful you are. I'm telling you now."

"The real meaning of life is to live it, not to think about it."

"I'd like to help make the world a better place, but I'm too busy sleeping."

"Anxiety is paying interest on a debt you don't owe."

"I'm not lazy. I'm energy efficient."

"The greatest thing you can do is love someone unconditionally."

"I think being a dog is the best thing ever invented."

"Why worry about tomorrow when today is already so complicated?"

"Life without imagination is like food without seasoning."

"I believe in the power of positive thinking. So I think positively that I don't have to do anything."

"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most space in your heart."

"I've learned that friends are more important than anything else."

"Being yourself is the best gift you can give the world."

"I think I can change the world one wag at a time."

"Life is too short to spend it being grumpy. Though I'll try."