Snoopy

"I think I've figured out the meaning of life: it's whatever you make it."

"Sometimes I'm sad. But then I remember I'm a dog, and everything's okay."

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"I think I'm allergic to mornings."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"

"It was a dark and stormy night."

"I'm not just any dog. I'm a World War I Flying Ace."

"The world may not owe you a thing, but it does owe you a chance."

"I've developed a new philosophy. Only dumb people have fun."

"Rats! I've lost my croquet ball."

"I'm always right, which is another way of saying I'm never wrong."

"Life is full of surprises. Some of them are even pleasant."

"I love mankind. It's people I can't stand."

"Today I'm thinking of becoming a cat."

"I have a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time."

"Someday I'll be famous. I'll write novels. Thousands of them!"

"Good ol' Charlie Brown. How I love that kid."

"If you hold your nose and run very fast, you can still enjoy a catbird seat."

"I think I've made a terrible mistake."

"Bleah! I can't stand it anymore. I'm a coward."

"I wonder what would happen if my nose felt like a warm pretzel."

"The doctor is in! That'll be five cents."

"I have a little philosophy that I follow. I call it my Way of Happiness."

"Why do I do these things to myself?"

"I just realized something. We're living in a mathematical world."

"Good grief! What's happening to me?"

"I hate going to bed. I hate getting up. I hate everything!"

"Tomorrow's another day. You can start over and make a fresh beginning."

"I've developed a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time."

"Friendship is a wonderful thing, but it's something you have to work at."