Spike Milligan

"Adventure is out there, you just have to be brave enough to find it."

"Imagination will take you everywhere you want to go."

"Technology should make life easier, not more complicated."

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

"The unexamined life is not worth living."

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

"The biggest risk is not taking any risk at all."

"Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet."

"I told my psychiatrist I had suicidal tendencies. He said I'd have to pay in advance."

"All I have is a voice and a willingness to say what I think."

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."

"The world needs more geniuses with humility. There are so few of us left."

"I have the body of a man, the mind of a child, and the voice of a woman trapped in a man's body."

"Happiness is like a butterfly—the more you chase it, the more it will elude you."

"I'm a silly person, I always have been, and I always will be."

"The secret to happiness is to think like a child and drink like a man."

"Life is full of surprises, but none as surprising as the fact that we're alive at all."

"I've suffered from depression all my life, but it's made me funnier."

"Reading is essential to humanity. It takes us beyond ourselves."

"The most wasted of all days is one in which we have not laughed."

"I wanted to be an actor, but life had other plans—mostly involving disappointment."

"Madness is to think alike with the majority."

"The British are the only people who are at ease with themselves, and none of the rest of Europe are."

"A sense of humor is a very important thing to have—especially when you haven't got anything else."

"Greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy the need."

"I must be out of my mind—but at least I'm enjoying it."

"The universe is a strange and wonderful place, and we're just temporary visitors."

"Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin."

"We are all born confused and most of us die that way."

"The English are at their best when they're complaining about something."