"Truthiness is like truth, except it's the truth the way you wish it were."
Truth
"I'm a huge fan of the news, and I always have been... I actually wanted to be an anchorman."
Motivation
"The greatest threat to America is not communism. It's moving to Canada."
Politics
"Ignore the truth, believe the things that make you feel good."
Wisdom
"I believe that the institutions that fund science should have a say in what science gets funded."
Science
"You can't say the government is the problem and then ask the government to fix it."
Politics
"I love the truth. I'm a big fan of the truth."
Truth
"The word 'proactive' can be calmly replaced by the word 'annoying'."
Humor
"Compromise is just another word for everyone being a little bit miserable."
Wisdom
"I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are."
Humor
"Stupidity is not a handicap, it's a way of life."
Humor
"The greatest threat facing America is Americans."
Politics
"I think it's better to be a fake you than an authentic someone else."
Life
"Reality has a well-known liberal bias."
Politics
"You can't just say things; you have to mean them."
Truth
"I have a love-hate relationship with my work, and I practice that constantly."
Work
"The beauty of religious faith is that it is irrational."
Faith
"I'm the strong silent type... well, strong anyway."
Strength
"Busy is a byword for me."
Work
"If loving your country is wrong, I don't want to be right."
Freedom
"The way to maintain power is to make people think they want it."
Power
"I would say that the most important thing is perseverance, and that's advice I give to everyone."
Perseverance
"You can't have free will without the possibility of failure."
Freedom
"The difference between me and my competitors is that I'm hungry."
Success
"I like talking about myself in the third person."
Humor
"Art is the most important thing. It's the only thing that matters at all."
Art
"I don't like being told what to think or how to think."
Freedom
"The nature of the relationship between journalism and entertainment is not one thing."
"Leadership is the ability to turn vision into reality."
Leadership
"I'm a man of principle, and my first principle is flexibility."
Wisdom