Sterling Archer

"Silence is golden, but my commentary is platinum."

"The best defense is knowing when to walk away."

"Love is the most dangerous drug there is."

"Life is too short to waste on people who don't appreciate you."

"Success is 10% inspiration and 90% not getting killed."

"Friendship is being there even when you really don't want to be."

"Family secrets have a way of coming back to haunt you."

"Hope dies last, but it does die."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear - it's doing it anyway."

"Change is inevitable, fighting it is futile."

"Education is wasted on people who don't want to learn."

"Truth has a way of catching up with you."

"Freedom is the ability to choose your own path."

"Peace is boring, but it beats the alternative."

"Nature is beautiful and utterly indifferent to your existence."

"Art is expressing what words cannot."

"Science explains how, but not why."

"Music is the mathematics of emotion."

"Faith is believing in something you can't prove."

"Leadership is taking responsibility when things go wrong."

"Work is what you do for money, passion is what you do for free."

"Dreams are just thoughts with ambition."

"I'm hilarious, and I'm serious about my jokes."

"Beauty is in the eye of the person who's paying."

"Death is certain, taxes are just inconvenient."

"Perseverance is just being too stubborn to quit."

"Gratitude changes your perspective on everything."

"Creativity is rebellion against the ordinary."

"Justice is served cold - or occasionally with a martini."

"Patience is a virtue I've never been accused of possessing."