"Forgiveness is divine, but memory is practical."Wisdom
"I always put my best foot forward—it's usually on someone's neck."Success
"Love is wonderful, but being admired is better."Love
"A true friend is someone you can call at 3 AM—someone else's true friend."Friendship
"Life is what you make it, and I make mine fabulous."Life
"I'm not materialistic; I'm just appropriately rewarding myself."Money
"Charm is a superpower, and I'm the strongest one here."Power
"Every ending is a new beginning, preferably someone else's beginning."Change