Taika Waititi

"Health is wealth, but also health is boring."

"Adventure is what you call it when everything goes wrong but you survive."

"Imagination is the only resource that actually increases when you use it."

"Technology was supposed to make life easier; instead, it just made us busier."

"History is just a series of mistakes we keep repeating with better weapons."

"The key to philosophy is asking questions you'll never be able to answer."

"Literature teaches you that human suffering is somehow universal and comforting."

"Politics is the art of making people care about things that don't matter."

"War is just politics with better special effects."

"Motivation is temporary, like a good meal or a decent conversation."

"Inspiration usually strikes at the worst possible moment."

"Relationships are just two people agreeing to tolerate each other indefinitely."

"Solitude is underrated; it's where you realize how much you enjoy it."

"I've been alive for thousands of years, and I still don't know what I'm doing."

"Every problem is solvable if you're willing to avoid it long enough."

"Love makes you do stupid things, which is why I avoid it whenever possible."

"The universe doesn't owe you anything, so be grateful when it doesn't actively harm you."

"Sometimes the best decision is to make no decision at all."

"Happiness is fleeting, so you might as well enjoy the chaos."

"Life is too short to take seriously, especially when you live for millennia."

"The secret to success is to lower everyone's expectations, including your own."

"A true friend is someone who understands your flaws and doesn't immediately judge you."

"Family is complicated, which is why I prefer my professional relationships."

"Hope is that annoying thing that keeps you going even when you should give up."

"Courage is just doing things despite being terrified."

"Change is inevitable, unstoppable, and somehow always inconvenient."

"Education is learning things so you can realize how much you don't know."

"Knowledge is power, but also knowledge is responsibility, so I prefer ignorance."

"Time is the one thing even gods can't escape."

"The truth is usually less interesting than the lie."