Taika Waititi

"True strength is admitting you have no idea what you're doing."

"Fear is just excitement that doesn't know how to handle itself."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that distract you from sadness."

"Health is a state of mind, but also probably see a doctor."

"Adventure is just suffering in exotic locations."

"Imagination is the only thing more dangerous than actual weapons."

"Technology is what we invented to make us feel busier."

"History is just old news written by people who aren't here to defend themselves."

"Philosophy is arguing about things that don't matter until everyone agrees."

"Literature is how dead people get to yell at us."

"Politics is show business for people with worse haircuts."

"War is what happens when diplomacy is too boring."

"Motivation is just another word for desperation with better marketing."

"Inspiration is a myth invented to make creative people feel better about procrastinating."

"Relationships are 50% communication, 50% pretending you didn't hear what they said."

"Solitude is freedom, unless you're lonely, then it's just sad."

"Knowledge is power, but it's also really boring at parties."

"Education is what we use to convince ourselves we know more than we do."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, who is probably drunk."

"Science explains everything except why we're here and what it all means."

"Everything important happens in the margins of life, not in the actual life."

"The best advice is usually given by people who should take their own advice."

"Love is a plot device, and like all plot devices, it needs proper development."

"Happiness comes and goes like a bad guest you keep inviting back."

"Success is when people stop telling you you're wrong."

"Friendship is liking someone despite their personality."

"Family is the people you're stuck with even when you figure out they're all insane."

"Hope is just delayed disappointment."

"Courage is mostly just not thinking about the consequences."

"Change happens whether you want it to or not, so you might as well be funny about it."