Team Rocket

"Time is money, and we're always broke in both."

"The truth hurts, which is why we avoid it."

"Freedom is doing what you want, consequences be damned."

"Peace is just the silence before the next scheme."

"Nature shows us that predators always win."

"Art imitates life, and we imitate theft."

"Every scientist started somewhere, usually poorly."

"We're proof that not all villains are evil."

"History will forget us, but we'll always remember ourselves."

"Technology makes our dreams more expensive."

"Politics taught us how to manipulate people effectively."

"War is peace, and schemes are success."

"Motivation is 90% desperation and 10% boss yelling."

"Inspiration comes from within and from our favorite boss."

"Relationships need trust, lies, and excellent excuses."

"Solitude is planning, solitude is scheming, solitude is everything."

"Gratitude for small victories keeps us going."

"Creativity turns dreams into slightly more sophisticated failures."

"Justice is subjective when you're on the wrong side."

"Patience is a virtue, but so is not having it."

"Strength means getting back up after every fall."

"Fear is just caution wearing a scarier hat."

"Power corrupts, but lack of power corrupts absolutely... us."

"Prepare for trouble, and make it double!"

"To protect the world from devastation is our noble cause."

"We blast off at the speed of light, surrender now or prepare to fight!"

"Sometimes the best treasures are the friendships we make along the way."

"Giving up is never an option when you're part of a team."

"Life's greatest rewards come to those who dare to dream big."

"Even in our darkest schemes, there's always a lesson to learn."