The Humbug

"Being thoughtful is far better than being mindless."

"The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it."

"Whether or not you find your own way, you're bound to find some way"

"The place you are is the only place"

"Time is a gift that cannot be returned or exchanged"

"Being lost is sometimes the only way to find yourself"

"The difference between a good idea and a great one is persistence"

"The real gift is in the giving, not the receiving"

"There is no time like the present."

"Be thankful for problems. If there were no problems, there would be no purpose for our existence."

"It's not just the names of things that matter, but what they do and how they're used."

"Nothing is as important as it seems at the moment."

"Remember, you haven't the faintest idea what I was going to say."

"The problem is that what you think is reasonable and what I think is reasonable may not be the same."

"The more you rush, the less time you have."

"For it's far too easy to make mountains out of molehills."

"What a terrible waste your life would be if you never used the gifts you were given."

"Expect everything, I always say, and the unexpected never happens."

"If something is there, you can see it."

"There's no use trying, she said; one can't believe impossible things."

"The smallest humbug can make the loudest noise."

"Puns are the lowest form of humor, unless you think of them first."

"The reason some of us are here is to remind others what there is to live for."

"It is light that makes the day, not the sun."

"Coincidence is just a word for chance."

"Wisdom comes from experience, not just knowledge."

"Life is an adventure waiting to be lived."

"It is not just learning things that is important. It is learning what to do with what you learn."

"You see, it's really quite simple: each word is just a different way of looking at the same thing."

"You must always pay careful attention to where you're going, for that's surely where you'll end up."