The Joker

"All you care about is money. This town deserves a better class of criminal."

"I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."

"Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push."

"Everything burns."

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger."

"You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it."

"The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules."

"Do you know how I got these scars?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos."

"I'm the only sensible one here."

"See, I'm not a monster. I'm just a man with a plan."

"You complete me."

"Let's put a smile on that face."

"It's not about money. It's about sending a message."

"Bye bye."

"Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend."

"I don't have a gun. But I do have a gift."

"This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in good."

"Some men aren't looking for anything logical. Some men just want to watch the world burn."

"Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder."

"I used to think my life was a tragedy. But now I realize it's a comedy."

"You know what the real joke is? You."

"I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be."

"Smile, because it confuses people."

"One bad day is all it takes to change everything."

"I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up."

"The real joke is your life."

"Nobody panics when things go according to plan."

"I'm an idea, and ideas don't die."

"Taste my pain, Batsy."