The Joker

"The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know what nobody's got? A clue."

"I'm not interested in money. I'm interested in chaos."

"You see, this is the problem with society. We're obsessed with the wrong things."

"I'm the agent of chaos. Just like you wanted."

"Everything's funny if you think about it right."

"It's not about winning. It's about the game itself."

"You're trying to give me a bad name."

"I'm a man of my word."

"The night is darkest before the dawn."

"I believe in nothing, which makes me free."

"Reason is for sheep. I prefer to act on impulse."

"You gotta have faith, Batman."

"I'm not a schemer. I'm a philosopher."

"Life's a joke, and the punchline is death."

"I'm the only honest person in this city."

"Beauty is in the chaos."

"You know what's funny? Everything."

"I'm the real hero of this story."

"The world needs people like me to remind it what matters."

"Smile. Tomorrow might be worse."

"I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."

"Everything burns."

"You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it."

"Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push."

"I don't want to kill you. What would I do without you?"

"Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick."

"I'm a man of my word."

"The only sensible way to live is without rules."

"Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos."

"See, I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are."