The Joker

"The system is broken, and I'm just here to expose the cracks."

"You can't put a price on happiness. But you can on chaos."

"I'm not evil. I'm just creatively misaligned with society."

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."

"The greatest trick I ever pulled was making you believe I cared."

"Your rules are chains. I'm here to set you free."

"Survival of the fittest. And I am the fittest."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I behold only chaos."

"This city needs me. It needs someone to show it the truth."

"I'm not afraid of death. Death is afraid of me."

"Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos."

"I'm not mad, I'm just ahead of the curve."

"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy."

"Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push."

"Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little emotions."

"See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the times."

"Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying."

"The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules."

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger."

"Civilization is just one big argument between people."

"You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it."

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"Everything burns, and that's beautiful."

"I'm an agent of chaos, and chaos is all a man needs to reach enlightenment."

"The real joke is that everyone thinks they understand the world."

"You complete me. But you're not my type."

"Happiness is a bullet to the brain."

"I don't believe in anything. I'm a man of principles, and my first principle is that nothing matters."

"You're only as good as the last thing you've done."

"What doesn't kill you makes you weirder."