The Joker

"History repeats because people are stupid."

"Patience is just impatience with a deadline."

"Kindness is weakness pretending to be virtue."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy chaos."

"Health is just slow death with better insurance."

"Politics is theater for idiots."

"War is peace, and peace is boredom."

"Inspiration comes from the most unexpected places—usually explosions."

"Solitude is just society that's finally honest."

"Gratitude is for people who think they have much to lose."

"The only rule worth breaking is the rule that says you can't break rules."

"Power isn't taken, it's offered by those too weak to refuse."

"Literature teaches lies disguised as truth."

"I don't work for money. I work for the artistry of it all."

"The line between genius and madness is drawn by the sane."

"Every joke needs a punchline. Usually it's you."

"Chaos is honest. Order is a fairy tale."

"The greatest performance art is watching people believe their own delusions."

"Life teaches you nothing. You have to unlearn everything."

"Love is just fear of being alone."

"The greatest trick is making people think you're crazy when you're perfectly sane."

"Everything ends badly. That's the beauty of it."

"Persistence is just stupidity with a timer."

"The poor teach you poverty; the rich teach you to want."

"Beauty fades, but chaos is forever."

"I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid of boredom."

"The strong survive because they're willing to do what the weak won't."

"Every system believes itself righteous. That's the joke."

"Change is inevitable. Resistance is futile but entertaining."

"Success is a mask worn by the truly desperate."