The Joker

"I am the best therapist Gotham has ever seen."

"Life's a joke, and the punchline kills you."

"Everything in this world is a joke until someone gets hurt."

"The pen is mightier than the sword, but I prefer explosives."

"Predictability is boring. Chaos is freedom."

"Why so serious? Life's a comedy for those brave enough to laugh."

"The greatest trick I ever pulled was making people believe in morality."

"I'm not insane, I'm just liberated."

"Time is a construct we use to avoid admitting nothing matters."

"Beauty is pain, and pain is art."

"Consistency is the hallmark of the uncreative mind."

"Fear is the only true currency in Gotham."

"The world needs chaos to appreciate order."

"Success is just failure wearing a fancy mask."

"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts absolutely."

"Friendship is a beautiful illusion."

"Family is just a gang you were born into."

"Hope is the cruelest of all human emotions."

"Courage is just stupidity with better PR."

"Education teaches you to think in boxes."

"The truth is funnier than any lie I could tell."

"Peace is just a pause before the next war."

"Nature is red in tooth and claw, much like Gotham."

"Music is organized chaos."

"Science explains the world, but it doesn't understand it."

"Motivation is just fear with a smile."

"Dreams are just nightmares in fancy clothes."

"Adventure is another word for running from consequences."

"Imagination is the only weapon against reality."

"Technology is just a faster way to make mistakes."