Tina Belcher

"History is just a collection of people doing dramatic things."

"Philosophy is just thinking really hard about things that don't matter."

"Every great story starts with someone being uncomfortable."

"Politics is just people yelling about what's right, but nobody actually is."

"Motivation is temporary, but embarrassment is forever."

"I'm inspired by nothing, which somehow makes me inspired to write about it."

"All relationships are weird when you really think about them."

"Solitude is underrated and overshadowed by friendship."

"I'm persevering through this life one awkward moment at a time."

"Gratitude is feeling okay about things that are terrible."

"My greatest creative achievement is convincing people I'm normal."

"Justice is when I get to write the ending of the story."

"Everything would be better if everyone just got along and liked me."

"Nature is nice, I guess, but have you considered air conditioning?"

"I want to leave a legacy of deeply confusing people."

"Death scares me, but not as much as small talk does."

"If I had a dollar for every time I was misunderstood, I'd have enough to buy my dreams."

"The only thing I'm good at is being bad at things."

"I'll probably be a writer because that's the only way anyone will listen to me."

"I'm no dummy. Well, I mean, I'm not a super genius, but I'm smart in my own way."

"Ugh, I have a crush on Jimmy Pesto's son even though my dad hates Jimmy Pesto, which makes everything infinitely more complicated."

"I'm going to write erotic friend fiction about literally everyone I know."

"Sometimes you just need to grunt and push through things, you know?"

"I don't want to go to school. I want to stay home and practice my groaning."

"The key to a good friendship is being able to sit in silence together."

"I'm very intuitive. I know things."

"Life is hard, and then you die, so you might as well enjoy the ride."

"I'm awkward, but in a good way, I think."

"You can't just give up on someone because things get weird."

"I believe in destiny, kind of. Or at least really strong coincidences."