Tina Belcher

"I'm worth it. We're all worth it."

"I'm no dummy. I'm a smart, talented, beautiful young woman."

"Ugh, I'm the saddest I've ever been at a fun fair."

"I'm just a girl in love. A girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."

"Zombies don't eat people. They eat brains. That's what I read."

"I have ultrasound vision."

"I wonder what it's like to be wanted."

"That's my nightmare. Being the last person alive."

"Life is short. You have to embrace what makes you happy."

"I'm a strong, independent woman who don't need no man."

"Dear diary, I'm in love."

"It's like the time I fell out of the boat and nobody noticed."

"I just want someone to love me for my mysterious ways."

"If I ever die, I want to be buried with my diary."

"I'm going to be famous one day, and everyone will know my name."

"Butts are funny. Even I think that, and I'm a sophisticated woman."

"Sometimes you just have to accept that life is weird and move forward."

"I believe in the power of friendship and romantic destiny."

"Every moment with someone you care about is an adventure."

"I'm not awkward. I'm romantically ambitious."

"Writing in my diary helps me understand my feelings."

"I don't need permission to be myself."

"Family comes first, even when they're annoying."

"I'm going to love hard and live with no regrets."

"Sometimes the best moments are the ones nobody expects."

"Being yourself is the best revenge."

"I can do anything I put my mind to. Probably."

"Love is the most important thing in the world."

"I'm a woman of substance with deep thoughts and feelings."

"Taking risks is how you find true happiness."