Tina Belcher

"Money is important, but it's not everything."

"Taking care of myself is a priority."

"Adventure brings out the best in people."

"I believe in dreaming without limits."

"Humor helps me get through the tough times."

"Beauty exists everywhere if you look for it."

"I'm on a journey of becoming my best self."

"Real friendship stands the test of time."

"I'm learning that vulnerability is strength."

"Every day is a new opportunity for growth."

"I'm thankful for the challenges that make me stronger."

"I'm no hero. I put my pants on just like everyone else, one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold-encrusted decisions."

"Ugh, I'm dead inside."

"My heart just broke into a thousand pieces, and I hate all of you."

"I'm writing erotic friend fiction now."

"Tina, you're scaring the customers."

"I'm not sick, I'm just emotionally unwell."

"My obsession with Jocelyn is strictly platonic. Well, mostly."

"I don't want your life. I have my own life."

"Everything hurts and I'm dying."

"I'm going to count to three, and then I'm going to lose my mind."

"Sometimes the only way to deal with betrayal is through interpretive dance."

"I live for the bus."

"The only way to know if you're in love is to write a song about them."

"Butts."

"I'm not a dreamer, I'm a dream-liver."

"Relationships are like burgers - they need the right ingredients to work."

"I should be a ghost writer, because I haunt people's thoughts with my words."

"The truth is, I don't know anything about anything."

"My love is like the ocean - it's deep, it's dark, and it smells like fish."