Tracy Jordan

"I'm Tracy Jordan. You might know me from such films as 'African American History Month' and 'Honky Grandma Be Tripendicular.'"

"Life is a gift. Don't waste it on things that don't matter."

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?"

"The key to success is to surround yourself with people smarter than you."

"I want to go to there."

"Never go with your gut. Guts are stupid."

"Friendship is about being there for someone when it matters most."

"If you want something bad enough, you've got to work for it."

"Family is everything. Even when they drive you crazy."

"You can't be afraid to fail. That's when real growth happens."

"Love is the most powerful force in the universe."

"Change is scary, but staying the same is scarier."

"Education opens doors that money can't."

"Knowledge is power, and I want all the power."

"Time waits for no one, so make every moment count."

"Truth might hurt, but lies destroy."

"Freedom isn't free. You've got to earn it."

"Peace comes from within, not from the world around you."

"Nature teaches us what we need to know about life."

"Art is the soul of a culture."

"Science is cool and all, but common sense is cooler."

"Music is the universal language of the heart."

"Faith can move mountains and change lives."

"A good leader lifts people up, not down."

"Work hard, play hard, and always keep it real."

"Dreams don't come true unless you make them happen."

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"Beauty is more than what you see on the outside."

"Death is just another chapter in the book of life."

"Keep pushing forward, no matter what."