Wile E. Coyote

"A leader sets the example by never surrendering."

"Work is love made visible through ACME contraptions."

"Dream big, build bigger, fail spectacularly."

"Laughter echoes through the canyon at my expense."

"In death, my legacy lives on in blueprints."

"Perseverance spelled backwards is ecnarevesrep coyote."

"Grateful for gravity's assistance in my failures."

"Create, innovate, obliterate—the coyote's creed."

"Justice delayed is justice that involves dynamite."

"Patient hunters are rewarded with... more patience."

"Kindness to oneself means accepting another loss."

"Strength is getting up after falling a thousand times."

"Fear is an excellent teacher of humility."

"Power corrupts, but a good trap is forever."

"Money can buy ACME, and ACME buys dreams."

"Health is wealth, but neither comes easily."

"Adventure calls to those with nothing to lose."

"Imagination exceeds what reality can destroy."

"Technology advances faster than road runner feet."

"History repeats itself in beautiful, painful cycles."

"Philosophy and physics merge in perfect disaster."

"Literature documents the eternal coyote struggle."

"Politics of hunger override all other concerns."

"War with road runner will never end, I pray."

"Motivated by appetite, driven by pride."

"Inspiration found in the depths of canyon walls."

"Love is a four-letter word; ACME is four letters too."

"Relationships with authority figures are complicated."

"Solitude reflects the coyote's inner truth."

"One more try, one more ACME device, one more chance."