Yosemite Sam

"I'm the meanest, toughest hombre in the whole dang west!"

"You better watch your manners or I'll blow you to smithereens!"

"Ain't nobody gonna outsmart Yosemite Sam!"

"Life's too short to be pushy-footed about things!"

"Love is a four-letter word, and I ain't got time for it!"

"The only wisdom you need is a quick draw and sharp shootin'!"

"Happiness comes from winnin' every dang conflict!"

"Success is takin' what you want and defendin' it fierce!"

"I don't need friends when I got my trusty guns!"

"Family's important, but not as important as honor!"

"There's always hope when you got guts and determination!"

"Courage ain't about feelin' brave, it's about standin' your ground!"

"Change comes quick when you shoot first and ask questions later!"

"Education? I learned everything I need from the school of hard knocks!"

"Knowledge is power, and I got plenty of both!"

"Time waits for no man, so make every second count!"

"The truth is I'm the fastest gun in the west!"

"Freedom means doin' what I want, when I want!"

"Peace? Ha! That's for varmints without backbone!"

"Nature's mighty fine when you're not too busy fightin'!"

"Art is for city slickers, not for a real cowpoke!"

"Science don't mean nothin' compared to instinct!"

"Music? Only music I wanna hear is the jingle of spurs!"

"Faith in yourself is the strongest gun you got!"

"A real leader don't ask for permission, they take charge!"

"Hard work never killed nobody, though I came close!"

"My dreams are filled with victories and riches!"

"Humor? I'm funny whether you like it or not!"

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I only see enemies!"

"Death ain't somethin' I worry about when I'm this good!"