Zoidberg

"Why must I be a monster?"

"I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't extinct."

"Wha-? Oh, is the cute doctor asking me out?"

"Your music is bad, and you should feel bad."

"I'm going to go cry now."

"Eh, what's the big whoop?"

"That's the kind of lip service I need!"

"I know I'm not the most attractive fellow, but I'm on the market."

"Wha-? Is this the kinda quality I can expect from your company?"

"I'm gonna go drink me a bottle of whiskey!"

"Sweet lion of Zion, that's great!"

"I am so rich. I'm gonna buy the whole deli!"

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

"Let me out! Let me out of this mental hospital!"

"I'm gonna make my own luck!"

"Oh my yes, oh my no!"

"I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped."

"That's the kind of lie I like to hear!"

"I'll be your friend for money."

"Why is my credit card declining? I'm sure I have money... somewhere."

"I'm a monster and I'm proud!"

"You must teach me your ways, oh great one!"

"Science rules!"

"My people are not fond of solid food. We prefer liquids."

"I wish I could say something nice, but I don't want to lie."

"Is that the best you can do? Pathetic!"

"Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."

"Why not Zoidberg?"

"I don't usually enjoy anything, but I'll make an exception this time."

"These claws ain't just for attracting mates."