Zoidberg

"I accept your friendship with open claws."

"This is the worst day of my life."

"I've got a dream and it's getting weird."

"Sometimes I wonder about my life choices."

"I'm too sexy for my job!"

"The universe is infinite and so is my love for you."

"I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm doing it anyway!"

"Your kindness makes me want to be a better Decapodian."

"I'm not crying, it's just raining on my face."

"There's nothing more beautiful than watching two people fall in love."

"I'm gonna take a chance on love!"

"That's the kind of lies I like."

"I'm not afraid of anything... except most things."

"Success is just a word made up by people who want you to fail."

"I don't need therapy, I need money!"

"The key to happiness is low expectations."

"I'm gonna show them I'm not just a monster!"

"Sometimes you gotta take a chance on love."

"That's sweet, but also weird."

"I'm a romantic at heart, even if my head is in jars."

"The future is now!"

"I'll die the way I lived... confused and afraid."

"That's the kind of truth that hurts."

"I don't know what I'm looking for, but I'll know it when I see it."

"My people were great once, and we can be great again!"

"I believe in the power of friendship."

"That's the most intelligent thing I've said all week."

"I'm gonna face my fears head on!"

"The only thing constant in life is change."

"I don't want to be alone anymore."