Quote by Jacqueline White

"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Wait, no, I'm a *rich* mom."

"Kimmy, you can't just go around being so earnest all the time. It's exhausting."

"Love is wonderful, but have you considered a prenuptial agreement?"

"Happiness is just another word for having enough money."

"Life is meant to be lived with passion."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."

"Life is a journey, not a destination."

"Life's too short for regrets."