Quote by Titus Andromedon

"I'm a sexual dynamo, and I'm coming out of retirement!"

"I've been to Broadway, and I've been to jail. Broadway was scarier."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When it gives you a third act, make art."

"Happiness is a choice, and I choose to be fabulously happy."

"Life is meant to be lived with passion."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."

"Life is a journey, not a destination."

"Life's too short for regrets."