Quote by Titus Andromedon

"I'm a sexual dynamo, and I'm coming out of retirement!"

"Life is too short to wear boring clothes or date boring men."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When it gives you a third act, make art."

"Happiness is a choice, and I choose to be fabulously happy."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."