Who said "You know, I've learned something today."?

This quote is attributed to Cartman.

You know, I've learned something today. - Cartman

"You know, I've learned something today."

Cartman Education

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"

"You will respect my authority!"

"Hippies, they're everywhere!"

"Education opens doors."

"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."

"I ain't got the education you got, bub."

"You can't put a price on history."