Cartman

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"

"You will respect my authority!"

"Hippies, they're everywhere!"

"I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Dude, this is sweet!"

"I have an idea that's so crazy, it just might work!"

"The only way to get rich quick is to kill someone!"

"Respect my authority or I'll ground you!"

"I'm not a bad person, I'm just misunderstood."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a German shepherd!"

"Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do."

"I'm the coolest kid in this town!"

"Whatever, I do what I want!"

"Mom, I need more hot pockets!"

"This town sucks!"

"I'm smarter than you guys combined!"

"That's so gay!"

"Shut your mouth, Kyle!"

"I have a cunning plan!"

"You guys are idiots!"

"I want to be a big rock star!"

"Douchebag!"

"You're being a real dilhole right now."

"I'm gonna get rich and famous!"

"This is the worst day of my life!"

"You suck!"

"I'm the man!"

"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"