Cartman

"I'm going to destroy you!"

"You're being really ignorant right now."

"I'm the best there is!"

"Whatever happens, I'm blaming you guys."

"That's retarded!"

"You're all beneath me!"

"I'm gonna make a million dollars!"

"Get out of my sight!"

"You're so dumb!"

"I'm the greatest!"

"You'll regret this!"

"I'm never wrong!"

"Whatever, you're all lame!"

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!"

"I'm gonna beat you up!"

"You're being a real asshole!"

"This is boring!"

"I'm the coolest!"

"You're all idiots and I hate you!"

"That's so stupid!"

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"

"You will respect my authority!"

"Kick ass! I'm gonna get some cheesy poofs!"

"I'm not a South Park guy, I'm a Cartman guy!"

"Dude, that's so cool! I'm gonna do that!"

"You guys are all stupid! I'm the only one with any sense!"

"Mom, I want a pony!"

"That's what I appreciate about you, Kyle - your honesty."

"I have a problem with authority, but I'm also the authority."