Cartman

"You know what? I don't need any of you!"

"I'm gonna change the world with my ideas!"

"That's so stupid it's actually genius!"

"I have more talent in my pinky than you have in your whole body!"

"Whatever, your loss if you don't believe me!"

"I'm gonna be rich, famous, and powerful!"

"You guys are holding me back from greatness!"

"That's what I love about being me - I'm just so perfect!"

"Screw political correctness! I'm gonna say what I want!"

"I'm not wrong, you're all just too stupid to understand me!"

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"

"You will respect my authoritah!"

"Kick-ass! That's what I'm gonna name my son."

"I'm a sophisticated, affluent member of society."

"Money is the root of all evil, and I need roots."

"Whatever, I do what I want!"

"I love the smell of dead fish in the morning."

"Everyone who disagrees with me is stupid."

"That's what makes me laugh about democracies—people never make good choices."

"I'm not a slave to my desires, I AM my desires."

"You know, I've learned something today."

"Respect my authority or face the consequences."

"I'm going to laugh and laugh and laugh!"

"The key to success is manipulating people's emotions."

"I love money more than I love myself."

"Dude, you can't just go around killing people!"

"If you can't say something nice, say something mean!"

"I'm too poor to afford poor!"

"Friendship is a waste of my valuable time."