"Money is the root of all happiness!"
Money
"I'm not racist, I'm just telling the truth!"
Truth
"You can't tell me what to do, I'm a child!"
Freedom
"I'm gonna be rich and famous, just you wait!"
Success
"Dude, that's so lame. I'm outta here."
Humor
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
War
"That's what I'm talking about - pure genius!"
Creativity
"You guys are my best friends, but you're all idiots."
Friendship
"I'm gonna run this town one day!"
"Whatever, I do what I want!"
Freedom
"That's so pathetic, even for you guys."
"I'm smarter than all of you combined!"
"This is the worst day of my life!"
"I'm gonna make a fortune off this idea!"
Money
"You're all beneath me, but I'll let you hang out with me anyway."
"That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard!"
"I'm not crying, I'm just leaking from my eyes!"
"Dude, I'm gonna be so awesome!"
"You can't make me do anything!"
"I'm the coolest kid in this town!"
"This is totally unfair! I demand justice!"
Justice
"I have standards, unlike you poor people."
"That's disgusting! I love it!"
Humor
"I'm gonna make you all pay for this!"
"Whatever happened to free speech?"
Freedom
"I'm not mean, I'm just honest about how superior I am."
"You guys are lucky I even talk to you!"
"I'm gonna be president someday!"
"That's the dumbest thing you've ever said, Kyle."
"I deserve better than this!"