Cartman

"My dreams are bigger than anyone else's."

"I'm naturally talented at everything I attempt."

"Knowledge is power, and I have all the knowledge."

"Time is money, and I'm very wealthy."

"Nature is just a place for hunting trophies."

"Art is whatever I decide it is."

"Faith is for people without enough money."

"I'm adventurous, fearless, and impossibly handsome."

"Imagination is how I plan my world domination."

"Health is for wealthy people who can afford it."

"Literature is just pretentious reading material."

"Change is something that happens to poor people."

"I'm inspired by my own awesomeness."

"Solitude is where I plot my revenge."

"Relationships are just tools for personal gain."

"I'm persevering in my quest for total superiority."

"Gratitude is what others should feel toward me."

"Kindness is a sign of weakness."

"I have hope that I'll eventually rule the world."

"My courage is unmatched in the history of mankind."

"Peace is boring compared to conquest."

"Death is something that happens to other people."

"I'm the most intelligent person in any room."

"My mother says I'm special, and mothers never lie."

"I could be friends with you, but I choose not to."

"Success means making everyone else a failure."

"The real truth is that I'm magnificent."

"I invented justice, by making myself the judge."

"Laughter is just my response to everyone else's stupidity."

"My creativity knows no bounds or moral limitations."