I want to be a pimp, it's the only logical choice. - Cartman

"I want to be a pimp, it's the only logical choice."

Cartman Dreams

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"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"

"You will respect my authority!"

"Hippies, they're everywhere!"

"This is going to be a great show!"

"Dreams are what make life worth living."

"Never stop dreaming big."

"Dreams are what keep us going."