Who said "Death is something that happens to other people."?

This quote is attributed to Cartman.

Death is something that happens to other people. - Cartman

"Death is something that happens to other people."

Cartman Death

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"

"You will respect my authority!"

"Hippies, they're everywhere!"

"Death doesn't scare me anymore."

"Death and I are old friends."

"Welcome to my world."

"Death is just the beginning."