"Mom, I need some money."
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"
"You will respect my authority!"
"Hippies, they're everywhere!"
All quotes by Cartman
"Money is important, but it's not everything"
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys things that make you forget you're unhappy."
"Money isn't everything."
"Money is meaningless without purpose."
All Money quotes