"I make the rules here."
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"
"You will respect my authority!"
"Hippies, they're everywhere!"
All quotes by Cartman
"Power without control is just destruction."
"Power is not about control, it's about influence"
"The world doesn't need me to be the hero. It just needs me to be dangerous."
"The claws come out when I need them to."
All Power quotes