"Just do what I say."
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"
"You will respect my authority!"
"Hippies, they're everywhere!"
All quotes by Cartman
"A leader must be fair and just."
"Integrity is everything."
"One must take responsibility for one's environment."
"In this house, I make the decisions"
All Leadership quotes