You should all try to be more like me. - Cartman

"You should all try to be more like me."

Cartman Leadership

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"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"

"You will respect my authority!"

"Hippies, they're everywhere!"

"A leader must be fair and just."

"Integrity is everything."

"One must take responsibility for one's environment."

"In this house, I make the decisions"