"Mom! Moooom!"
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"
"You will respect my authority!"
"Hippies, they're everywhere!"
All quotes by Cartman
"A man's home is his castle."
"Family is everything to me."
"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."
"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."
All Family quotes