I'm not crying, I'm sweating from my eyes. - Cartman

"I'm not crying, I'm sweating from my eyes."

Cartman Humor

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"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"

"You will respect my authority!"

"Hippies, they're everywhere!"

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."