This is why I can't have nice things. - Michael Bluth

"This is why I can't have nice things."

Michael Bluth Humor

More from Michael Bluth

"I'm afraid I just blue myself."

"There's always money in the banana stand."

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"As a matter of fact, we're on the same team."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."