Quote by Mr. D (Dionysus)

"You may have noticed that I am not exactly thrilled to be here."

"I could turn you into a dolphin. Wouldn't that be nice?"

"The gods are not as absent as you might think."

"A god punished to work at a summer camp. How humiliating."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."